The Young Person’s Dialogue Debate

How do people really talk?
You don’t really want to know.
No one ever talks like that.

If you wrote the way you talk,
It’s just gonna be boring.
But it’ll sound natural.

No it won’t. Try recording,
Like, ten minutes of your friends.
No one would pay to hear that.

If it’s the right ten minutes.
No, really, it’s what you choose.
But how’s that realistic?

It’s like reality shows
Where they edit everything
For, like, maximum drama.

Some things you shouldn’t edit.
Some stuff you can’t make drama.
Yeh, like, who could edit this?