Our old friend, the poetaster,
The one who writes a poem day
And likes to natter on about
The meaning of meaninglessness,
Was out with his infant daughter
For her dawn perambulation
Down the dirt road through the forest
Picking at berries and flowers,
Having his usual deep thoughts
About seasons and calendars,
Singing his morning song cycle,
And chattering at his daughter,
When he noticed a large shadow
Up ahead on the hill-road home.
He paused, stopped shoving the stroller,
And scrutinized the black outline.
Damn if it wasn't a big bear,
Biggest black bear he'd ever seen,
Blocking the path, sniffing the air,
Depthless silhouette in sunlight,
So large that its hindpaws rested
In one wheel-rut, front paws athwart
The other rut, straddling the road.
Lord God in Heaven, it was huge.
All thoughts of meaninglessness flew
From his oversized monkey brain,
Now completely preoccupied
With fight or flight, freeze or defend.
He roared. He raised his arms. He sang
The song of Disney's harmless dwarves
In the deepest tone he could groan--
"Heigh-ho! To scare the bear we go!"
Slowly, softly, the shadow turned
And sniffed the noisy hominin.
Quieter than a bear should be,
It slipped back into the forest,
Leaving our friend and his daughter,
One wired and one oblivious,
To contemplate crossing the spot
Where that great, black shadow had been.
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