Gum & Coe

Gum and Coe, attorneys outlaw,
Specializing in whatever
This is, whatever's happening

However it's happening now,
Becoming so unbecoming,
Arriving in time to depart

Right at the exact same moment,
They're slick operators, they are,
And you'll never catch them napping,

However often they catch you.
They're the essence of what you know,
What you can know, why you know it,

And how can you ever argue
Against what you know? They'll beat you
Every time, that's all I'm saying.